Christmas Jokes

  1. Q: What does Jack Frost like best about school?
    A: Snow and tell.
  2. Q: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
    A: A pineapple!
  3. Q: What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture?
    Christmas CrossWord PuzzleA: Santa Claws.
  4. Teacher: Jimmy, define claustrophobia.
    Jimmy: Fear of Santa Claus?
  5. Q: What do elves do after school?
    A: Their gnome work!
  6. Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
    A: North Polish.
  7. Q: What do call Santa when he stops moving?
    A: Santa Pause!
  8. Q: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
    A: Nothing, it was on the house!
  9. Q: Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
    A: Because only men would stand out in the snow without a coat.
  10. Q: Where do snowmen go to dance?
    A: The snowball.
  11. Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? 
    A: Frosted Flakes.
  12. Q: What do you get if you cross Santa and a dog?Santa's Maze
    A: Santa Paws!
  13. Q: What do they sing under the ocean during the winter?
    A: Christmas Corals!
  14. Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?
    A: In a snow bank.
  15. Q: Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?
    A: Rude-olph!
  16. Q: How do you know when Santa’s in the room?
    A: You can sense his presents.
  17. Q: What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
    A: The Christmas alphabet has NOEL!
  18. Q: Why did the elf go to school?
    A: To learn his ELFabet.
  19. Q: What’s a child’s favourite king at Christmas?
    A: A stocKING!
  20. Q: Why does Santa like to wear bells?
    A: Because he loves a good bell-y laugh!

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  1. Q: Why does Santa need a big umbrella?
    A: Because of all the rain-deer!
  1. Q: How do snowmen travel around?
    A: By ice-icle!
  2. Q: How do snowman greets each other?
    A: They say ‘Ice to meet you’!
  3. Q: What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
    A: ‘Freeze a jolly good fellow!’
  4. Q: What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
    A: A snowball!
  5. Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads?
    A: Ice caps.
  6. Q: How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?
    A: Fleece Navidad!
  7. Q: What is a snowman’s favorite lunch?
    A:  An Iceberger!
  8. Q: What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
    A: A cookie sheet!
  9. Q: What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
    A: Thanks, I’ll never part with it!
  10. Q: What did the big candle say to the little candle?
    A: I’m going out tonight.
  11. Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
    A: Because it soots him.
  12. Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
    A: Snowflakes.
  13. Does Santa Claus refer to his elves as ‘subordinate clauses’? @Reks Christmas Card
  14. Teacher: Jimmy, define claustrophobia.
    Jimmy: Fear of Santa Claus?
  15. Q: What do elves do after school?
    A: Their gnome work!
  16. Q: Why did the elf go to school?
    A: To learn his ELFabet.
  17. Daughter: Mum, can I have a canary for Christmas?
    Mum: NO! You’ll have turkey like everyone else.

Christmas Worksheets

  1. Santa’s WordSearch Christmas Puzzle (pdf) Christmas WordSearch Puzzle
  2. Christmas Puzzle Unscramble Words (pdf)
  3. Christmas Maze (pdf)
  4. Hidden Message From Santa (pdf)
  5. Snowman’s Cryptogram (pdf)
  6. Criss -Cross Christmas Puzzle (pdf)
  7. Fallen Phrase Christmas Puzzle (pdf)