Halloween Jokes and Worksheets

Q: What is the most important subject a witch learns in school? A: SPELLing! Q: Where do ghosts get their mail? A: At the ghost office. Q: What does Dracula say when he doesn’t have good news? A: “I have BAT news, everyone!” Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations? A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind. Q: Why is it hard for […]