Q: What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?
A: SPELLing!

Q: Where do ghosts get their mail?
A: At the ghost office.

Q: What does Dracula say when he doesn’t have good news?
A: “I have BAT news, everyone!”

Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations?
A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

Q: Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?
A: Because you can see right through him.

Q: Why did the Cyclops close his school?
A: Because he only had one pupil.

Q: What did the witch have for snack?
A: A sandwich.

Q: What do vampires never order at a cafe?
A: A STAKE sandwich!

Q: What do ghosts eat for supper?
A: Spooketi!

Q: What do vampires never order at a cafe?
A: A STAKE sandwich!

Q: Why couldn’t the skeleton laugh?
A: Because he lost his funny bone.

Q: Halloween phonics worksheetWhy doesn’t a witch wear a flat hat?
A: Because there’s no point in it!

Q: What room can’t ghosts go in?
A: The LIVING room!

Q: What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
A: “Watch the board and I’ll go through it again.”

Q: What is a hotdog’s favorite phrase?
A: Happy HalloWEINIE!


Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?A: Because he had no guts.

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop!

Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
A: Hope it’s Halloween!

Q: What does a wolf say on Halloween?
A: “Happy HOWLoween!”

Q: What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A: The alpha-BAT.

Q; What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
A: GHOULgle!


Halloween Printable Word Search Puzzle

Q: Why did the vampires cancel the baseball game?
A: Because they couldn’t find their bats.

Q: What did the mummy say to the detective?
A: Let’s wrap this case up.

Q: Why was the mummy so tense?
A: He was all wound up

Q: What do you call a little monster’s parents?
A: Mummy and deady. 

Q: What is a Mummie’s favorite type of music?
A: Wrap!

Q: What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A: I scream!

Q: What is a ghost’s favorite party game?
A: Hide-and-go-shriek. 

Q: Where does Dracula stay in New York?
A: The Vampire State Building.


Appy Halloween AtReks

Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A: No body. 

Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
A: Bone appetite!

Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A: Dayscare centers. 

Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend.

Q: What’s a monster’s favorite play?
A: Romeo and Ghouliet. 

Q: What do witches put on their hair?
A: Scare spray. 

Q: What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
A: Count Duckula. 

Q: Where do spooks water ski?
A: On Lake Erie. http://31.media.tumblr.com/be53d02678112116d9541ecac69176f1/tumblr_mvk36wZBRs1riml7wo1_400.gif

Q: What happened to the guy who didn’t pay his exorcist?
A: He was repossessed. 

Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?
A: To the dead sea.

Q: What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi. 

Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch.

FOR MORE HALLOWEEN FUN FOR KIDS AND ADULTS READ Halloween Apps to Delight Young Learners by Lorraine Akermann